Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I do need community service hours, so I guess I could swing by the place...I just hope I don't get caught in the middle of doing it.

Sure, but that takes too much time. I’m all about speeding up processes.

I think there has to be a method out there that requires less effort. It'll just happen.

Depends if you want to know old person smell or not.

Is this going to be worth it?

Go to one of those homes and rub the dirty laundry all over your body.

I really don't think I know what old person smell IS. I've tried to figure it out but no luck.

That doesn't sound like something I'd do, but okay, I shall take your word for it. Just this once.

Old people grunting. You know when you see one of them walking around, and it goes ERRNGH with its mouth, and then it wags its arm around its butt like a tail or whatever. Then the SMELL

What's so bad about grunting? Or is it just that grunting goes with farting, so it's bad by association?