Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

And he's undoing his clothes, revealing his perky white breasts!

Would you look at that, it's Hawkeye.

Yeah, that's what happens with animals, if you dont take care of them, they just go wild.

honestly, I gotta shave him because he gets in his fur (american persian, lazy and hairy)

Your cat is shedding tomorrow? DAMMY.

sadly I will only be getting striptease from my cat

Oh.. wait...NOT TIL TOMORROW! NO SONG AND STRIPTEASE UNTIL THEN!!!!

does that mean I am president? thanks parvus edea!

*in Marilyn Monroe voice*
Happy Birthday to you , Happy Birthday to you.....

thanks resha