Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I was once face raped by Muppet back when he contained Meat.

I think it was lust.

Wasn't Miss Piggy in love with David Hasselhoff? How fitting that you should have her.

You're looks very famous, MP. ...and Miss Piggy and Muppets are the first things that come to mind with your name when you have five minutes to do a profile change.

Cute, and sweet...

Yeah whatever

is it some famous guyy?

Hawt, yes.

My new avvie is cute.

You new avi is soooooo hawt.... I want her...

The funny thing is, I got changed into Miss Piggy for the FFI gender swap. Not really funny, in fact, it kind of sucks.