Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Komodo dragons?

Something is not right here. Can't I pretend you have MSN 7.5 IF I WANT TO? IS IT SUCH A CRIME?

Hey guys 1-800-MARRIAGE-COUNSELLING.

Hate when that happens.

Man, don't you guys hate it when you lose crayons in your underwear and then when you're forced by the government to wash you find your crotch is sea-green? Hmm. Hmmmmmm.

Lets pretend I'm the sunrise. (When naked)

So you're the one who writes that stuff on the blackboard about pitcher and catcher? sWeet

Yes, I get it and you know perfectly well that I get it because you are the one that gives it to me.

I deny having an intimate relationship with Old Manus. We are but business partners.

GEDDIT

I refuse to comment on these allegations although for the record I think he fell asleep because he'd been kissing the boys again and you know how tired that makes him. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if he were to pay more attention to me, and that thought makes me happy, but then I just end up crying again because I know it is never going to be. I often think about leaving him (I am talking about Meat Puppet now, before I was talking about Meat Pupppppppet haha it's the same person really. It was a trick. You got tricked. You have been tricked. JUST smurfING LET IT GO) but then when I try to think of life without him I choke because that's not a life that anyone deserves to live, you know? Also, I fear he is cheating on me and having an affair with Old Manus. He is always late home from the office and comes back smelling of weasels - an obvious mark of the Manus's touch - and he's always taking business trips to places like "LOG" and "Kitchen table" and I just go out of my mind with worry, you know? I'd like to sit down with him and we could talk about our feelings...maybe stay up all night and then watch the sun rise...that would be romantic and everything would be fine...but I just can't bring myself to do it because I'm afraid of how he'll respond. Will he be angry? Or sad? Or frightened? Or jovial? I don't know if I could handle it if he was any of these emotions.

In short, I think I need to stop eating fruit when it goes grey.

Right?
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