Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I FAIL TO SEE YOUR POINT

you're not a girl, psy~!

I most certainly was not covered with purple spots.

(nod)

it's because my first girlfriend was covered in purple spots and I see them when I close my eyes

FOR GOD'S SAKE WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS TURN THINGS INTO A DISCUSSION ABOUT PURPLE SPOTS?!

i saw the purple spots there were more of them than I thought there were
the radio seemed to think it was water proof

Oh, I won't...

If you do that enough, you'll find out what purple tastes like!

I once pretended I was Meat Puppet and the very next day I awoke with several leaves and dirt and syringes and worms in my pants. I'm not quite sure what this means.