Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

same with lots of other pieces of your body

Apparently your butt is like a fine wine - it matures with age.

I got kicked out of my year 11 ball for wearing girls gown.

I wore one to my year 12 ball but instead of kicking me out people kinda smiled at me and probably stared at my butt. I'm not to sure what to think about that

popeye the sailor man! popeye the sailor man eats his spinach because he likes to eat spinach, he likes spinch, hes popeye the sailor man!

Man, that was hawt.

k (will talk about spinach unless hinted otherwise)

Spiff was eaten by dinosaurs but we're not supposed to talk about it.

I did that because somebody mentioned Spiff

I know.

I just typed out your smilie.

He's already said that before.