Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

as soon as they offer the right price

How long before he's on the cover of Glamour or Vogue??

I had no idea MP was so into haute couture.

What did it look like??

I got kicked out of my year 11 ball for wearing girls gown.

Oh, who am I kidding to think that I could go to a ball.

I only read the last line of Psychotic's note so I'm in the :grinpink:.

We'll let you off the hook this once.... Ooohhh! Do Dancing Queen!!!

Can you hear the drums Geraldo?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Geraldo
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar

They were closer now Geraldo
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid Geraldo
We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die
And I’m not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Geraldo
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Geraldo
Though I never thought that we could lose
There’s no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Geraldo

If it wasn't so early (12:31 PM) I'd change the rest of the lyrics into a humourous song about having sex with Meat Puppet or something, but y'know.

He didn't give me his name, even if he was a he or a she, I assumed he was a he named geraldo.