Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Mid-life crisis

Does your shoulder itch, bud? Mine did. Then I scratched it. Crisis averted, eh?

:barrel roll:

Can there be magic sparks

Declare war on Rengori. Watch the sparks fly.

Or better yet, declare a genocide on all stingrays.

It could be a sign from god. Are...are...you to be the next Crocodile Hunter type fellow? Stay away from the stingrays.

That’s weird. I just had the second dream in a row where Rengori suggested to me that I build a raft, sail south, and do battle with alligators.

Hello, Christmas! It appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks. Why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

WILL U ENGAGE THE CONVERSATION WITH ME????

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