Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Fook.

I win!

Darmmit, my computer is dumb.

It was a mere fling in the summer of '59! :rolleyes2

It was a mere fling in the summer of '59! :rolleyes2

Resha keeps trying to make me admit I'm barbara for her twisted sexual fantasies.

Are you SURE? Maybe Barbara...

that was too long, i'm not george bush

Bad

And now, it's time for the daily news of the day:

More than 2% of the children in France are named "Fred". This is a major problem and vis versa.

In Iraq, people are finally starting to like the song "Santa is coming for YOU" again. The American officer, Fred (OMG MAYBE HE'S ACTUALLY FRANCE) says that if things keeps going this good, Spice Girls may actually have a live-consert over here in a few months. Well, that really does sound awesome, doesn't it?

In scottland, the import of Japanese pokemon cards have increased by 40%. We hope that this won't influence the overall quality of Bruce Lee's performance in the movie "Tigers are Wild".

Lastly, South California is being invaded by an army of undead rabbits while a big meteor is heeding towards the earth and will most likely hit somewhere in the middle of the ocean, resulting in countless mega-tsunamis that will cover about 90% of the earth's surface, completely annihilating everything in their way and resulting in the deaths of more than 95% of all humans and ruining our most important life-necessary resources.

That's all for today!

Tomorrow, we're going to let you know whenever John Kerry really used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before going to sleep when he was younger.

have a nice day.