Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He's not Hoot. He's Meat Puppet is Gay.

oh, you ARE a hoot, MP!

I don't think that's unfortunate, as I do say that word "smurf" a lot.

not smurf.

DAMMIT
now ev eryone's gonna think I'm gay!

how unfortunate, i like to include the word smurf in normal everyday conversation, i will provide an example conversation i had with the mayor last night over a banquet

ME: Well hello there, Mr Mayor
MAYOR: Good evening! are you enjoying the food?
ME: YES! (smurf)
MAYOR: *burps* i have to agree with you on that!

the moral of this story is

here's a tip: I rarely actually talk about smurfs

It's alright MP, darling, we understand.

I changed my mind. The fool of a Took knows NOTHING. Especially not the meaning of 'insinuate'.

it took me 10 mins to think up that smurfer

see that

Psy doesn't know everything, he just creates the illusion that he does.
Which, of course, proves him better than somebody that knows everything.
Curse you Psy!