Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Adopt me. plz

yeah I know I'd rather be badded thinged in the face by a rhino.

We only have one, and she's not very nice.

I'm in it for the girls

It's okay cause I like the abuse.

When crash PMs you you have to talk about his snake skin or he'll get angry and start throwing his china (China) at you.

crash doesn't post in my usernotes any more. Not since that day I ignored his PM. ME TUFF

Crash's name is Douglas Braga. He made a hilarious RPG webcomic (5 issues) and he signed them all D. Braga, which sounds like debraga which sounds like a Final Fantasy spell (yes i am not cool touch my phalanges) and so now he has a spell to de bra people but it also turns out his surname in Spanish means panties so it's depanties too.

In short, crash has an incredible power!!!!!!!!!! (haha get the pun!?)

I once dated a girl called Debra. She wore a bra, but she had no boobs. MAY have been a guy.

De-bra