Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Now my Hard Drive hurts.

Your drive won't be the only thing that's h...*gets shot by a sniper*

Your toes wont be the only thing that's hurting in a minute. :joey:

*sends you porn*

Your eyes won't be the only thing that's hurting in a minute. :joey:

*steps on your toes*

:grinpink: Heehee, no thanks. It will pain my eyes!!!11

:grinpink: Hohoho. My poor eyes.

Would you like me to send you some porn, via MSN?

O! How wicked your antics are!

Smilies add colour to any statement.

e.g.

'Ultima Shadow, your son is dead.'

is not as clear, emotional or amusing as

'Ultima Shadow, your son is dead.' :elk:

I messed up more than once on this page.
I can count better than I can put smilies in.

Really? I find it rather cynical and pedantic, really.