Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

My lamp.
See it's going on and off, on and off, on and off, on and off, on and off, on and off, on and off, on and off.

What the hell is going on?

It was obviously intended. Liars go to hell.

You know when MP brushes his teeth, somethings cooking, no pun intended

I feel bad that I never brush my teeth.

Well, I feel bad for other people I suppose.

I feel bad that you have way more posts in my usernotes than I have in yours.

oh crap oh crap
i didn't study for this one
marzipan?

Tell me, Plutonian, what kind of creature would gain sustenance from consuming their own farts?

Write it on your arm.

LOL IT SPELLS PENIS

I miss liam45. canadianclub does nothing to fill this void. =((((((