Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I just wanna be myself! (popular music has perversed my mind to think like this)

Don't they all?

Boy i sure would like to be the gingerbread man

I sell my body for donuts (bakers dozen only)

What do you sell your body for?

Yeah, if I wasn't, I'd just be like the rest of you whores.

That's why we like him.

MEAT PUPPET IS A FILTHY LYING WHORE

I haven't actually got one. (the one with the jewel and crap, not the one I keep showing people)

You said you'd give me your staff. Where's your staff? The one with the pretty jewel, not that other one you keep showing people.

Killer Queen.