Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

There are more maulers-of-school-children in the world than I suspected. That...sucks.

Yeah, me too. No biggie.

Let's speak Simlish

Here's one for you: I like to maul school children.

Well, since mules and tequila in that order isn't much better...

Same difference.

words are my weakness

Most of the 'amusing' anecdotes involve tequila and mules. Not necessarily in that order, either. :-\

That's not very nice. And it was confusing, too. Give us another amusing anecdote. Plzplzplzplzplzplzzz~

I think it goes [subject] then [occupation], rather than [what he actually is] [occupation] of course either one would work, but to find the real truth you only have to search between your legs.

You mean a guy who investigates cases involving pets, or a poodle with a trenchcoat and magnifying glass?

That's reminds me of Ace Ventura. Are you a Pet Detective?