Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I need a glass of water and a round trip ticket to the land of arsenic.

Because you touch yourself at night.

WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE.

And a broken back in the process.

Hahahahahah, it looks like his guts are coming through. ?

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Large penis

I am quite beautiful.

I SHALL WHISK YOO AWAY TO MY CASTLE, O [sleeping :laugh:] BEAUTY-FUL PRINCESS O' MINE.

In the splendour of the night, I fart at your face.

I have no need for pathic objects such as the spatula and the whisk. The weapon of a true whatever you are is the wooden spoon.

I think pathic is a word but I'm really not sure so stick with me guys okay.