Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

homosexuality is good.

...wait, what?

I'll practice on your cally.

Practicality is good.

You know what that reminds me of.

PRACTICALLY NOTHING!

Meet my puppy pet!

Biography

Question: "When did you first notice your incredible talent?"
Chris: "The frenzy, I lived through the constant rhythm"
Question: "Such delights!"
Chris: "Largest of expectations, annihilating rhythm"
Question: "You felt it?"
Chris: "I lived it"
Question: "You must remember how it felt?"
Chris: "Such movement, constant shivering"
Question: "In what directions?"
Chris: "Above us, creating rhythm"
Question: "I feel a little unpractical here with you"
Chris: "Do you really? Haw, haw, haw"
Question: "So what you saying is that; the only reality for you, is you?"
Chris: "Haw, haw, haw I'm not sure I wanna answer that one!"
Question: "But what you're saying is that you're the centre of the universe?"
Chris: "Yes, yes, I'd say so"

Maybe we should kill him.
Then make a movie about the life of Chris at EoFF? Hahahahaha!

:O Chewbacaacacaca!

I am on my way to the chewy centre! See you there, I presume.