Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I smacked him on the head and threw him outside.

You put him on the wall! No, you wouldn't.

Oh, he didn’t get away with it.

I hate how the stupid/insane ones always get let off for doing something bad. Not that I want your cat to be punished. Just saying.

He didn’t know what he was doing. He is just stupid.

I didn't know it was actually possible for a cat to do that! He'll be back with a vengeance.

Sorry, my cat walked behind my computer and smurfed everything up.

I've gone long enough without it for it to not affect me anymore anyways

Nice way to rub it in, Kristina’s mom!

My mom was watching that show last night and she said it was really funny. That's about all I have to say about that!