Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I am a Goddess. Bow to me, or become my wife. You shall have the choice. I am MARCIFOOL. No, don't quip about it. I know someone will.

[q=LIAR]The night you took "it" off for the world to see, Resher.[/q]

MY WIG?! I know. It sucks. Now everyone knows I'm bald and all. Oh well. Stroke my shiny bald head again!? ^_^

Me too.

I hate you all! you failed me!

sessions in the sun
(coming)

I hate myself.

I love it when people give "Valentine" shi t. It balances her "little cute and lovable" siggy thingy. uke:

There's not enough of me to go around.

I am so sex deprived. Why won't you marry me?

My son is an asshole

Oh wait

I have no son.

Meat Puppet, have my children, it won't hurt too much.