Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I'll bet you haven't.

Never been the son of a butler.

I know a story tooooo~!

Once upon a time, there was a murder. The butler did it.

The End

But Iwi's is way better, so GO ON!

Presumably the rest of the people on earth have been turned into zombies. In a last ditch effort to defend myself and hopefully rid this world of some of the armies of zombies, I skull back a gallon of explosive liquid and run head first into the first wave of the foul undead.

Either that, or get my chainsaw and start decapitating zombies left to right.

You know what's ironic? You're called Meat Puppet, and I'm a frickin' Vegan.
Meatie pie, I want to tell you a story. It's the shortest and most frightening story in the world.

You are the last person on earth... and you hear a knock on your door.

They wanted my personality.















... :bgl:

Hmm. Poor you. They only wanted me for my boobs.
Same with you?

...but when I said HOOTERS, I meant hootenanny, and by that I mean Brian Spargo.

You kids wouldn't understand.

I used to work at HOOTERS, but I got kicked out. (I wasn't given a reason)

I used to work at Hooters in Shanghai, but I got kicked out because they were shocked I hadn't turned 20 yet. I lied on my resume.