Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Waaay ahead of you. (see Dr. Seuss)

I think MP should write a book with all his little schizo stories in them and then publish it and then sell it to little children to read as a bedtime story.

(except for me)

1600! WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOW! I DON'T OWE ANYONE A BEER! ?!?!?!?!?!

I remember when I had to pretend to be my own wife and three children when I was smuggled across the border. Then I remembered I don't have a wife or three children, and I got caught and went to prison. I was shot dead six days later. bn

...Oops. I'm sorry.

Wait.


Somebody owes me a beer.

Could be HOOTERS?

NOT BEER, MP! NOT BEER! :weep:

I'll help you, MP.
You can say this:

'Yo! I'm teh MP3!'
'Does anyone in here have a shaver I can borrow?'
'Wow, I am obscurity in it's finest hour.'
'Spam. Yum. Tastes like me.'
'Matches make fun pets.'
'I'm like, teh sex in my profile picture! I look like Trent Reznor.'

Did I help you? *blinks innocently*

I SHALL BE ALIVE AGAIN!! I SHALL! I SHALL!