Because he's worth it.
Because you're jealous.
Why does your avatar look like it has a penis?
How about no.
Today is your last day on earth, cherish it like you cherish your spammy posts.
Hey, back off a bit. Jethus.
Thanks for posting in my usernotes, Psy. I appreciate it.
*mumbo jumbo*
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