Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Would you?

You’d miss your friends!

Why not?

I don’t think you’d want to come with.

We can start all over.

There probably wouldn’t be anyone to worry about. No Aztecs, no Mexicans, no Indians, no Japanese, NOTHING.

But there wouldn't be any ty Mayans to think about. Maybe no one would care about them anymore, since they'd just be another tribe, and put on a reservation. That would be nice.

I don’t know if I could help myself. I’d come back here, and things would be smurfed.

If only you could teleport back into time and smack them one.

They are so depressing to look at. Always staring off into the sunset, suggesting that they are deep in thought. Thinking about how their country was stolen away, laugh out loud! Though it happened so long ago that it doesn’t actually matter any more. happens, you bastards. It’s your ancestors’ faults for not being better fighters.