Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I think I need to tell you something. KENT SMELLS. Kthx.

I went to some arcade place where there's an electric chair game.

Seriously.

I went to the arcade yesterday, and I played for about 6 hours straight. I think I earned about 7000 of those little yellow tickets and spent about $75 bucks, give or take.

When I cashed in my tickets, all I could get was a stick of gum and a little rubber bouncy ball. I was 245,005,062 tickets of from that shotgun I wanted.

I HAVE A MINI BEACH BALL!

That brings back memories...

How about "I am a sexy slut who wants sex I am hot and avaliable sex?"

Wouldn't be too different from what you usually say to boys, though. And girls. And babies. And hamsters. And aliens. And beach balls.

I don't know what to write in your user note for today.

He spams because he's suffering from teeeeeeeeeen angggggggggggggst.

LoL.
You're such a spammer.

Don't quote me on this! It's queer.

I'm too starvated to think up anything on my own.

Except that, I guess. ^

And that^

And tha^

That too^

And that^

And...ARGGJJJJARASHRAWCATSUP?

Meat Puppet.