Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Thou art the bringerest of five. Esteth.

I made it FIVE!
ME!!

I always make it FIVE!!

Oh. I seriously RAWK.

H: hey, :banana:
M: it's all :banana:
ARMOUR: good... :banana: :banana: :banana:
MAGIC: :banana: :banana: :banana:

EXPLOSIVE KITTENS
take it away, guys!

The other day I got in a fight with a zookeeper who was secretly a Natterjack Toad who was a Puerto Rican, over the issue of whether Meat Puppet is a KEWLD00D. I said he was, but that zookeepernatterjacktoadyPuertoRica said you weren't. But I duelled with him, and launched him off a cliff!

Then I was thrown off the bus. :whaaa:

How DARE you call me silly.

Oh ... So mean ....

Now you're just being SILLY

Chickens eat rutes. Pigs kill putes.

Nerdy bards play lutes. Brutes drive utes