Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Furthering your specie to be eaten, though. That's the only reason why! We want more peas to eat them.

There is furthering my specie, or whatever else peas do besides being green and possible slightly spherical.

But you have no other purpose.

If I was a pea, I don’t think I would really want to be eaten.

They can't help it.

You can have them, then. I think they are gross.

I like peas, though. Pea soup is so good.

Hey, don’t be like that. Peas suck, anyway. You’re really not missing out. there are much more important things that you can be allergic to (like eggs and hammers)

I'm so thrilled to be unique.

I used to say I was allergic to peas, because I didn’t like eating them. That was why I was so surprised; I just didn’t think that it actually did happen to people.