Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

True. I was kinda jumping the gun there!

I’m not going to lamify myself just so I can throw my cat at a wall (which I( don’t want to do anywaY)

I was hoping you wouldn't ask that. I don't have the mental capacity to describe it! But it's a throw that is so lame that old ladies should be able to do it.

What is THAT?

Maybe if you did a granny throw

How could I do it? Mentally & emotionally I am not capable of it, but even if I was, I don’t have the physical strength to throw that fat bastard anywhere!

You're too much of a softie to do it. I understand.

Yeah...

For a first offense.

I did put him on the floor. I just thought the wall might be too much.