Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Eager to please.

It’s the best I can do.
Unless I learn magic.
I can’t learn magic.
I don’t know why I even suggested magic.

Well...if I can't eat it, then it's of no use to me, to be completely frank!

Would you wait six days for that same donut, which probably wouldn’t get through customs, and would have expired by the time you got it anyway?

I could go for cheesecake right now. But what I really what is a smurfing massive donut. Crumb donut.

That could be dangerous for things like cheesecake.

And pretty much everything else I eat.

Vicious when it comes to cookies, huh?

I do that a lot. It doesn't stop me.

You don’t worry about the possibility of accidentally knocking a piece of the cookie into a territory that renders that piece of cookie uneatable?