Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Aww man, and I was just about to feel sorry for it. Whatever. There have been months scaring the crap out of me all day. I don't know what's wrong with me, they usually don't scare me, but every time I've seen one I jump a few feet and my heart goes BOOM.

There was a rather large creature in one the other day. It was painful to watch it tinker along the line of freedom and death.

The stupid :skull::skull::skull::skull:, of course, escapes... only to fly its smurfing dumb head back toward the light.

Like with a big zap. What you need is a zapper. Maybe something like a bug zapper.

I mean like the way God changes people in the desert.

Do you mean positively change?

Because the thought of changing one is being incredible and insanely optimistic.

You're happy with just changing one? Why not aim higher? Why not 5,000?

I hardly think that one line is going to make every fat person on this planet lose weight.

That is just too much power for one man.

If I could change one life, I would change the life of Tony Robbins.

But then the thin people would have to be treated so horribly by these celebrities.

Stupid fat people. Why can’t they lose some weight?!