Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

They're also paid to hold their umbrellas for them.

They have people who are paid to do that for them. Fat people. The fat people are also paid to take abuse (from them). I know this. Somehow, I know this.

I wonder how long it takes them to get dressed.

They must have no energy, either. What could they do? Their days must only be around 6 hours long.

Haha, I never thought of that! That's so true. Corpse. I don't get why models are that thin either. Clothes look so on them cause they're too thin. They can't fill them out. Ugh.

It’s gross. It’s disgusting. It’s almost necrophiliac.

I don't understand how anyone can find that skinny at all attractive. How is it possible? No meat on their bones at all. No boobs. No curves. Nothing. How...what the smurf I just don't geeeeet iiiiiiiiiiit :(

Nicole Ritchie is disgusting.

It's stupid. There isn't anything brave about eating cheesecake. In fact, it's disgusting and would probably gross out the likes of Nicole Ritchie.

Yet you risk it anyway. Either very brave or stupid. Take a pick!