Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

How do you prefer your cheesecakes?

Ill Mitch!

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Actually, I can’t link to that. For some reason, the Page Not Found for a site that doesn’t exist feels the need to consist, for the most part, of porn.

I'm just going to close my eyes and cover my ears, and then the next time I look you'll be gone.

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What the smurf is going on

Поиск страниц на русском, punk?

Well, if it’s anything like its English counter part, then it would be more like I am feeling lucky. But who knows? Russians are weird and scary. It could have something to do with pigs, for all I know.

It looks like russian.

That stuff is such a creepy looking language. Like, it’s almost English letters... but not quite. It’s like impish.

English :(