Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He's not even really owning it. I think Ladder is a drug.

I am familiar with Jacob, and I know what a ladder is. But put them together, and have Jacob owning that ladder? It’s all a mystery to me.

That almost sounds like that movie Jacob's Ladder. In fact, that is exactly the plot of Jacob's Ladder, except without the Africans

The father. He... lost his mind in Vietnam (where it was found & devoured by an African)

Where's the marinade coming from?

And the child covered in marinade. ...

With the windows up.

Some people leave their babies inside cars.

Aren't I supposed to love my baby? I hate this thing. It's almost not worth the trouble. Almost.

It means nothing unless you have pulled the plug on it. If you have, then there are probably cockroaches inside your baby.