Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

The actress who plays her is Jewish.

You know what that’s going to get her? Fat. Get out of your bed and get your own smurfing book. I think that’s why she loses her powers at the end of the book, because Roald Dahl (or whatever) disapproved of such laziness. That, and Jews.

Maybe...they want to give little kids something to believe in. Huh. I think the end to the movie is worse though. She CHOOSES not to use them, except for stupid stuff like moving books. I think that's worse. I would rather have her lose them.

Have you read the book? She (SPOILER)loses her powers at the end. She doesn’t on the movie, for some reason.

Maybe if you had psychic capabilities akin to that of Mathilda

It’s more like a drunken campfire rambling.

10 years ago, I was look up at the sky, and I saw a star moving, and then it turn at a right angle, and went into another star.

Yeah right, moron. Hurry up and fall into the fire & die.

Do I have to stay a spaceship forever?

You are inside the spaceship, but you are the spaceship.

Okay, okay. Will I have to give you a beat? Lay down some beats. Threads. Nice threads.

You’ll just have to remind me about it when the time is right.