Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

No one else listens to me complain. Not any offline people anyways. I don't think I'm going to miss my friends very much. I don't know.

It’s OK when you tell me these things. I am interested!

Oh god. It's bad enough when he's just like standing next to me. Today we were all in a group talking, and then everyone left but me and him and he was just watching me eat my pear for the longest time...sorry, I know this is like, stupid silly stuff to you and I don't know why I tell you these things but there it is

If you let yourself be alone with him, you’re smurfed.

That would just piss me off. What the smurf do you think you're doing? Like if...Johnathon. I could see him doing that. And that would be creepy as smurf. He's this autistic guy in my newspaper class and he just smurfing STARES at me the entire time I'm in there. I hate it. It makes me so smurfing uncomfortable. I can't even bring myself to look at him to see if he's looking at me anymore. I don't want to know. I mean, I already know, but I don't want to KNOW. Ew ew ew.

What was that person? Oh, I can’t even smurfing remember. I’ll just say Elliot.

If it was someone I didn't like, it most definitely would be.

Phew. I didn’t completely trust that you would think it was creepy, but you know, can never be too careful.

It's not creepy, jeez. I'd do the same thing. ...I guess that's not really a valid reason for it not being creepy, but eh.

I collected them all (I think), anyway. Saved them to my computer. Maybe it’s a little creepy, but I kind of hate the site you put them on.