Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

There'd be no way that you'd get that close to him anyways. Unfortunately.

I’d just be glad that the show isn’t broadcast live.

Like if he slipped and fell over and broke your back.

I think it would be much more frightening if I was near him when it started happening. Terrifying, even. Especially if he jumps off his desk in the old “Catman” (which he is known to do).l

I know, he looks like he has...very little control over his own body. He's a smurfing giant. And his pants always come up. Flood pants.

It’s scary when he gets on his desk. Sometimes we will do it so quickly, maybe if he is dancing or something, and I think he’s going to slip off and break his neck. After all, it’s a long way from his head to the ground when his height is unaided!
I guess it’s just because he is so tall and lanky, that he looks clumsier than he really is.

Yeah, he was on his desk there too. He had a really weird expression on his face too. Totally blank.

I remember one time, there was a problem with the sound... like, his microphone stopped working or something, and he got up on his desk and started the weird behavior. Kind of Kongish.

There was a show on today that was just a bunch of bloopers and they had one of Conan where they were having technical difficulties so he decided to strip.

I thought you knew.