Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I still can't quite get my head around the whole LSD issue, LSD!

You do understand that you are now applying a lot of pressure on me, right?

If you don't do it, you're a girl.

Then ½ my plan is complete. Still does not justify cockiness, though. One slip up and I’m smurfed.

There was this shark that live in this haunted building with his best friend Mr Polar Bear. One day I went to visit them and have tea together and we talk about you! Can you believe it? I mean the shark actually TALK and the Polar Bear knows you!

That reminds me--have you gotten any bee stings? I guess not though. I'm assuming you would tell me if your hand blew up again.

There's been a rather large spider running around this room for several days. I take it you don't want me to trap it in an envelope and post it to you? You get first refusal. If not then I guess I'll mail it to kikimm.

Maybe they thought if they did that, it'd confuse the simple kids, an their parents would complain.

Tales of Farthing Wood. They missed a trick by not spelling it "tails".

I AM INTERESTED IN PRIVATE PARTS TOO, WANNA SHARE SOME OF OUR TALES ONE OF THESE DAYS?