Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I can think of better things still.

Preferably beating people down and bullying.

I’ll devote my energy to other areas.

You're too kind and giving, Liam. You have to stop that. Stop it.

Like Kenji Longaway. I went through so much trouble to help him!

I love it when people on here get all weirded out and crazed about people HACKING INTO THEIR ACCOUNTS. People don't weird out very often, but when they do...I'll be there. smurfers.

Those are from the bad times, anyway. I have since been a prick and retconned them. Either they didn’t happen, or someone hacked my account.

So you had some fun. No big deal.

I was just a stupid kid. How was I to know any better?

But like you said, they don't matter.