Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Wild & reckless, huh?

At this point I really don't care.

It’d be the most effective of the currently suggested, but it is also the most dangerous.

Maybe I could be put in a freezer instead, and then be woken up in a bit.

It’s risky, but it’s worth it. Too bad you didn’t have this idea when the services of an appropriately trained professional were at hand!

No wait! I have an idea. I could self hypnotize myself into making the next month or so go by fast. I won't really appear to be acting normal to other people, but that's okay. Yes.

Just keep on truckin’.

That's the spirit. ;)

Eh, what’s a guy to do?

Then I have I pretend I'm not irritated, which irritates me more. I know I'm being absolutely horrible right now, but I just can't help it. Hot diggity damn! :D