Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You’d need a pretty secure one. It would have to be like Fort Knox, or whatever.

You need to sleep with a bug net. YES. That's what I want. So spider's can't get in. A bug net!

I went back to bed.

Did you run off in tears?

One threw a pear at me once.

There's just no hope for them of being cute. At all. Not even a so ugly it's cute kinda thing.

I used to like raccoons because I had a carebear of one. But. I guess the closest thing we’ve ever had to raccoons is the possum. (not opossum)

Roof cave! Whoa there was a raccoon on our roof the other night. I went outside looking for Honey and it was there and I thought it was a cat at first! And then it went up a pole to the roof. I could hear it scraping.

Or stuck on some roof somewhere.

They have to go somewhere. When you can't find them and you've looked everywhere. They're in their secret cave.