Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

But they at least have to know something's wrong. :(

They’re generally extremely miserable people, if they know. Sometimes they don’t even know.

I like how on tv the people with herpes always look so happy. If I get herpes, I hope I'll be that happy. That's all I ask for.

I’d be scared to be in the same room.

Yeah, it's not. That's what they say. But I'd still probably be too paranoid about anything.

I think AIDS isn’t as strong in saliva and things like that. At least, that’s what some guy told me in school. Not a teacher or anything, just... some guy. He had orange hair.

Maybe if you licked it? I don't really know. That would have to be a...ugh, never mind.

Can a watch really give someone AIDS?

It'll be filled with AIDS.

Unless it explodes or carries on.