Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Hopefully you'll have a dream about it sometime.

Nah, it’d be really bad for them, and then I’d get in a lot of trouble, and then I’d be going nowhere. I just restrict it to fantasy.

Maybe you should antagonize someone on purpose just so they can get angry back at you, and then you can blast them.

Yes, it’s great fun. Probably not for the maggots, though. Sometimes I feel like turning it on a human.

Do you ever get to wield it? :D

Maggots are so smurfing gross. They all hang out around the trash at my work... unfortunately for them, we have a water blaster.

It reminds me of this one cheese that has maggots all in it.

I do like it. Especially when it’s really ripe and runny.

Do you like it? It looks so gross.

When we went to Puhoi Valley, Jason said he wasn’t to eat the camembert because of his allergies. Something to do with the molds the cheese is ripened with.