Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You could assign a pet name to him.

But what else would I call him? I guess I can just not call him his name at all. Never get myself into a situation where I have to.

That’s entirely up to you.

What would...can I refuse to call him Aragorn, if they name him that?

Not just for his child’s sake, but perhaps the for the sake of humanity as a race.

I just hope he'll be able to put his foot down on THIS at least

Jesus Christ! That’s worse than getting a tattoo.

Oh that reminds me. My uncle's wife is pregnant, and I'm terrified that she's going to name her kid Aragorn or Legolas or Gimli or something.

My cousin does it. It’s so uncomfortable talking to him normally, and then my grandfather walks in and my cousin starts talking louder and slower and I don’t know what to do.

I hate listening to people yell when they talk to their relatives. It just gets me all embarrassed for them.