Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

If you were jealous of yourself.

What do you mean?

It just wouldn’t make sense!

Oh yes. I was careful not to get too jealous of this girl before I knew for sure what was happening.

But it is important that you understand, Kristina. Christmas called you a lucky girl.

Sometimes I just can't help being difficult.

It’s because I first typed don’ and I was like , whatever, might as well do that stupid thing Christmas. Why can’t you understand that you...you.

But that THING up there could have been caused by only one thing, and that is Christmas. Maybe you just don't realize it yet.

Nope. I’m telling the truth: Christmas has nothing on me.

That doesn't sound very concrete. Very unsure, in fact. I think you're making this person up so that I drop the Christmas thing I am onto.