Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It’s not! At least, I don’t think so. I always hated it. Except for the first teacher, who was a rather nice old fellow. The woman who taught home ec while I was in primary was horrible. I hated her, but liked the class. Thank god the one in high school was way better.

Why is shop that important? Huh.

I thought they were just in the movies. I did have shop class, though, which was mandatory for the last two years or primary, and the first two years of high school.

Oh yeah. One of my friends is in one of them. Although he spends a lot of time there just electrocuting himself. Or something.

You actually have classes like that? Holy moly.

Yeah that's what I was trying to say. Should have taken shop class. Really, I should take some sort of fixing cars class, so I don't get taken advantage of by those mean guys.

It’s bolted to the bench, and it has jaws. You swing the uh
thing
lever
or
uhm
something
and the jaws close

Is it used like...I want to say clamp, but that isn't the right word.

Why are you whimpering? And no, I’m not. Though those aren’t the only meanings of the word, and the first one is more often called a vise, probably, but I think vice is still correct.

Are you lying?