Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Well, I’m not quite sure. I’ve never actually tried it out, you see. But I am feeling confident. Kind of.

Is a that a skill you've gained over the years, or were you born with that talent?

You can try, if you like. But I am quite successful in evading boxed ears.

What about boxing your ears? I am going to box your mothersmurfing ears.

Those really don’t seem like taunts at all but... I guess that’s why they’re funny.

I don't think so. It was just some stupid taunt. I'll bake your beans!

Was it... around Thanksgiving or something?

Oh...I think he was on Saturday Night Live once. I think. Well, whatever it was, he was doing it and he said to the other gentleman "I'll baste your turkey!" And it was the greatest thing ever.

I’ve seen him circle his fists, but not actually do it.

Have you seen Conan do that?