Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I guess when you’re 10 years old and enjoy arts & crafts, none of that stuff really matters.

Some of them have like, hair too. Crazy hair, though. They look smurfing insane. I can't remember what they're called. but they look like

I don't know. A clown.

No, It don’t. It’s just that those penguins seem eerily... human. I mean, one of them has a smurfing smile.

If I had a penguin costume, there would probably be like a 10% chance I would have worn it that night. But unfortunately I don't. Do you?

Were you dressed as a penguin, by any chance? I guess you probably weren’t. It was a kind of stupid question.

I hate those things. At that birthday party there was one, and they made me go up and hit it and it was horrible. But it was a Snowman.

If I lay on top of you, or something. If we were in the playground, a few swift kicks to my head will get the coins scattering... you know, I’d be like a piñata.

But apparently you have the ability to crush me.

Hey, you can still do that. I never said you won’t be tougher than I.

How else am I going to get your lunch money god damnit