Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Isn’t he the one based on Bruce Lee? Or is that someone else

It's like Hwoarong or some like that. I always liked...Forest Law, I think was his name. xD Straight out of a kung fu movie.

His name is... Hsu, or something.

My brother just gets the korean guy with the red hair and presses x rapidly and kills everything. Simple enough.

I just don’t know how playing any of those games is even possible at all.

I don't understand how playing games like Mortal Kombat or Tekken or whatever is even possible without an actual controller.

To lose your smurfing money while you’re still learning which button to mash.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Don't remember what the objective is.

Is that like a side scroller, and marge uses a vacuum cleaner to battle?

It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's tricky