Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

YOU WOULD DO THE SAME.

Hiding in the racks of clothing at a clothing store just to jump out and give people walking by a fright, anyone?

I'm afraid you're confusing me with yourself.

But you do, or at least, along the lines of. Jumping off walls to scare old folk, anyone?

I don't do anything that crazy.

Not half as mad as you, my dear. It shocks even me sometimes.

You're a madman.

I got burnied. I done maybe a few spots before giving that up. Too slow, too painful.

What...happened?

I once tried to get rid of my body hair like that, because I figured it would be easier than shaving.