Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Ass fault! Do you think I am funny?

You have a heart of asphalt.

Well, I stuffed, salted, and put it in the oven, if that makes any difference.

Did you cook his chicken yourself? With extra love?

Fuh-fuh-fuh-fine. That reminds me, this little boy came in to work today and ordered a whole chicken, and paid for it in small change it pocket lint. It was almost... adorable.

OH JUST FORGET IT.

What are they? What are we even talking about?

These things sound terrifying.

Plus, there’s no way of knowing if you won’t just explode.

You don't need to further discourage me from going! :laugh: I'm done. Besides, even if the opportunity presented itself, I'd probably be too chicken to go in anyways.