Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Why would you do that?

If it’s a big one, it hurts a lot! And you spew up, too.

That could probably never happen. Once your shoe is already on, only a tiny one could get it, and if it was biting you it...well you can feel that too I guess. I dunno, it's been so long since I've been bit by a spider I can't remember.

And sometimes when I am walking, and it feels like there’s something biting my toe..

Just a pebble, though. This time, anyway.

Haha, me too. Every time I put on my shoes I shake them viciously first. Just to make sure.

Hell. I was just trying to frighten you, anyway. I know shoes spiders have always been a worry of mine, despite the fact that I have never found one in there.

There is no chance of that. But I shook it anyways, just to appease you. Nothing came out!

I don’t mean to alarm you, but there is a high chance that the spider is in your shoe.

There was a spider crawling on my wall awhile ago, a big one, and I went to get a shoe, but then the spider fell and I lost it. :( Damnit. I can't sleep with that thing in my room but I can't sleep anywhere else either. WAH

Whoa, no need to get hostile.